If I was Santa Claus
I would burst loud guffaws
Instead of going ‘Ho ho ho’
Wherever that I may go
Before the snow thaws
If I was Santa Claus
…
If I was Santa Claus
A revolution I would cause
Make the elves work night and day
To make toys for kids everyday
Have my sleigh drawn by macaws
If I was Santa Claus
…
If I was Santa Claus
I’d make my own laws
I’d diet and get fit
Flaunt and be a hit
To earn myself an applause
If I was Santa Claus
Frank Solanki 
I knew the real father Christmas š¤¶ š x
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if i was Santa clause, i will fly away with my reindeer to live on the moon
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Sounds good
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Haha the line about the macaws is my favorite. If I were Santa Claus, I’d not need applause; but I can see how some Santas would require it.
Merry Christmas!
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Thank you. Happy new year
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A happy one to you as well. š
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Wonderful ! Wish you a happy and prosperous new year š
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Thanks. Wish you the same
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I’d vote for this Santa if he ran for presidency. Good one!
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Haha. Thanks
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That’s soo nice poem! š
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Thank you
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Frank, thanks for your like for Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”
Your work does seem fun loving! Cheers.
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Thanks and welcome
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That’s interesting š
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Thanks
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I would love to see Your sleigh pulled by macaws! How fun! Cheers and Merry Christmas!!! š
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You too. Thanks
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Niceš
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Thank you
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Good one! Merry Christmas!
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Thanks. Merry Christmas to you too
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If you were Santa Claus,
I’d demand your laws,
would amend humanity’s flaws,
and cause us all to pause,
to evaluate our flaws,
to patch our wounds with gauze,
the bites of rabid jaws,
caused by legal clause,
of foul wizards unlike Oz,
to cries of oohs and awes.
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Love your poem!
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Thank you
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I wouldn’t expect anything different from you Frank.You sure would cause a revolution if you were a Santa Claus. Hehe
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Haha. Thanks
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There is actually a song by the hip-hop group called “If I Was Santa Claus” and I thought you were referencing it at first; it goes very differently haha.
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Whoops, hip-hop group Atmosphere**
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New Santa arriving in town, cheers , be your own Santa always to bring happiness to your surroundings.
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I am all set to be Santa. Don’t be changing the rules on me! š
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Haha. Good luck
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