A tiger once went to wash
His clothes at the river shore
There he saw a cute tigress
Doing the same dull chore
He winked and smiled at her
His paws became wings of flight
She asked, “What is it you’re doing?”
He said, “It’s love at first sight.”

A little frog once asked a hen
“Why can’t you jump like I can?”
The wise hen rolled her eyes and sighed
To the frog she then replied
“My dear little pretty frog
Why can’t you bark like a dog?
Why can’t you work hard like an ant?
And where’s your trunk of an elephant?
Where’s your tail of a monkey?
Why don’t you climb atop a tree?
Why can’t you lay eggs as I can?
Never question a wise hen again”
The hen was about to swell with pride
With the manner she had replied
But her victory went quite sore
As the frog began to snore

Two chickens crossed a road
Nobody knew why
One of them said to the other —
Why do they even try?

A horse once made a forecast
Said — Tomorrow the world is ending
Turned into an overnight star
As his puny blog began trending

A snake came home from work
Found his wife to be missing
He immediately called for help
But they only heard him hissing

There was once a giant man
Who burst the ground as he ran
Everyone told him to sit
But no chair was fit
So he went back to running again

A robo read my horoscope
“A bad day lies ahead
Your heart will seethe in extreme rage”
And more contemptible things it said

“Don’t venture out of your home tonight
You may kill someone with your hands
So spend some time with your wife and kids
That’s what your horoscope demands”

“You seem to be emotionally unstable
Your maturity levels are low
Today you are even more sensitive
To any kind of critical blow”

That is all that the robo read
Not a single word anymore
Don’t think he’ll ever talk again
Its cogs lay all over the floor

Which sane man likes to wake up
Just at the crack of dawn
Get dressed and go running to work
Sleepwalk throughout with a yawn?

Who likes to spend two hours daily
To reach a place you most hate
And then be treated like a criminal
If you’re even a minute late?

Work from home was always a dream
And now my dream’s come true
You know what they say – Be careful what you wish
For God just might give it to you

It’s been a little over two days and
Things have gone berserk
Whenever I take a minute’s break
My wife thinks I do no work

So she nags me to lend a helping hand
We fight over it all day
Then my boss wants to know about a file
And I have nothing to say

So here I am with two bosses
Doing work and household chores
Work from home may sound like paradise
But now I miss my office floors

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Dopplewood
Old and aged but going good
Married for more than forty years
But their love so new appears
I asked them what their secret is
If they had any advices
She said, “There are secrets none
Just keep having lots of fun.”
He said, “There is just one advice
Said by an ancient man so wise —
Keep your peace and avoid a fight
What the wife speaks is always right”

When I ask Dad about his tummy
He only has one reply for me
He says — One fine sunny afternoon
He swallowed a giant yellow balloon
He tried his best to get it out
His parents heard him scream and shout
They tried their best but all in vain
He never was a normal boy again
Even doctors couldn’t help him a lot
That’s why a big round tummy he’s got
Mommy’s carrying a big tummy these days
What’s the reason? She never says
I could only think of one after all
Mommy’s eaten my old red ball