I am not too happy
Not happy at all
My phone does a lot of things
But how do I make a call?
It wakes me up in the morning
Brings my breakfast to bed
Teleports me to Phillipines
And even farther ahead
It cheers up my mood
Whenever I am sad
Understands everything I want
Though they may be unsaid
But I am not too happy
Not happy at all
The things these new phones do
But how do I make a call?
I would like my old phone back
Old just like me
It never sent me to Phillipines
When I asked for Bali

With humor❤️ love this series
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Wow! 🙂
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Three Fabulous pieces, well done
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Thanks again. Appreciate it
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Haha. This is so cute. But I believe it’s Philippines? 🤗 or you really mean Phillipines 🙈 just sayin 🙃
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Thank you for liking my blog post @frank – feel free to follow me on social media and my blog.
I see you do a lot of phone posts. That’s cool
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Thanks and welcome
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Boy Oh Boy Frank:
Listen to your family,
That phone is just a toy,
Put it down or switch it off,
You are a naughty boy!
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Haha. Nice one
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Nice
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lolzz this is hilarious, and i love the rhymes 😀
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Chuckle, chuckle. Zany.
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My phone has no #7 so I can’t call everyone I want.
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One lucky guy you are
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True…
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Good job on this one! Gave me a good chuckle, and it was nice to read something like this that isn’t a downer. 🙂
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Ha! Nice punchline. Especially as a non-smartphone owner, I’ve been enjoying this series 🙂
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Oh cool. Thank you
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😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃I love this! So good!
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Thank you
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You’re welcome! 😋
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Beautiful and oh so relatable!
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Haha. Thanks
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This is a fun series u have. I’ll have to read more.
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Please do. Let me know
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Its so great! You’ve made 3 of them on same topic! 😀 I loved this one the most! Great work. Keep writing!
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Hahahah
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Lol! Just flow with it.
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Another great post, just love it!
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Ha ha! That’s a good one. I know the feeling sometimes. As I write this to you on my phone, I wonder if perhaps we were better off before all of the instant everything. Thanks for cheering me though.
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Welcome
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A super little ditty, light and made me chuckle indeed!
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Haha. Job done
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🙂 Mission accomplished !
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It’s sad that now a days no one takes the time to communicate with anyone. Almost no one I know wants to have a conversation over phone it’s always a text. We have taken the people out of conversations. Great post!
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Thanks
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Ahhh…the old days… when you could feel those butterflies as you listen to the voice of the one you loved over the phone…today it takes you to the moon…but no butterflies anywhere to be found.
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That’s a fair comparison
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I hear You on FM!!! 🙂
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One flip phone for Frank on it’s way. Be careful what you wish for.😊😉👍
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Haha. Thanks anyway
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Beautiful !! Very well conveyed.
Old is gold. Sometimes I feel the smart phones are a real intrusion into our own private space.
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Yes, thanks
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Wonderful!
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I love it Frank, I am not a gadget person either… though it sounds like I am a bit further ahead than you. Priceless poem. 🙂
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Hahaha! Nice one. The old flip phones work just as well for calling as the phones that can land space shuttles!
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Yes
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Old is gold Frank!
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Haha. Yes
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Excellent.
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haha
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Mrs Turnstone would sympathise – and so might her husband! Will
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Haha. Cool
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