22nd Century Wife

~ Frank Solanki

She has no expectations
She will make no accusations
She just does what she’s been told
She makes delicious breakfast
She will never break my earned trust
She will never ever get old
I never see her brag
I never hear her nag
She’s the kind of purchase
That is almost perfect for your life
A robot wife, a robot wife
…
She will never ever be fake
She will see through all your mistakes
She never tells me that I’m wrong
Life with her is pleasant
She will never need no presents
She even sings my favourite song
She loves me selflessly
She obeys so endlessly
Once I made the purchase
I relinquished my human wife
My robot wife, my robot wife
…
Of course she needs some repairs
But those are really minor affairs
Compared to all the gains you get
She will address you as — My honey
She is easy on the money
I haven’t had a complaint yet
I sympathize with you
If you’re not sure what to do
Go on make a purchase
To wipe out all the tensions in your life
With a robot wife, with a robot wife

Published by Frank Solanki

Making the world a better place one poem at a time.

19 thoughts on “22nd Century Wife”

  4. And btw, if you really want someone who’d obey you, without any expectations, without anything in return, you don’t need a wife, not even a robot wife, you just need a mechanical servant. 😂

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  5. But a robo doesn’t have emotions, she won’t nag for sure, but she won’t console you either, she won’t quarrel with you, but then what different would she be from a servant, she would obey you, but what bout those special moments when a wife thinks of a thousand ways to please her man with little surprises? What bout those small things she does that help you when you are low? A robot obeys you endlessly, but doesn’t love you. Showing gestures isn’t enough, it lacks emotions.

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  7. HI SCOTT FUKUMAE JARED MASUNO IS FORBIDDEN TO BE WITH ERIN NAKAMURA FOR ALL TIME OR I WILL DESTROY ALL YOUR SOULS, JARED MASUNO AND KALYN BELONG TOGETHER OR I WILL DESTROY ALL YOUR souls

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