A friend asked me to read his palm
“Tell me how long I’ve got
Am I going to live plenty?
Am I going to live a lot?”
…
Now he always likes to pull my leg
I’m not at all into reading lines
Yet I played along with him
Just this one last time
…
I said, “This short line over here
That’s worrying I must say
I do not reckon you would
Make it past another day.”
…
He chuckled and called me an ass
“How long do I get to live?
Is it a minute or an hour?
How much time do you give?”
…
“Just a couple of minutes.” I said
And stabbed him several times
I chuckled and called him an ass
Just this one last time
LOL Was not expecting that!! Good one, Frank!
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ππ I needed a laugh today. Thank you.
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Welcome.
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Wow π
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Thanks.
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Ansolutly. Great writing .
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Thanks.
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Yikes! (Runs a mile.)
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This was hilarious π
Enjoyed it!
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I love that. I wasnβt prepared for the end π
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Oh wow ! That was unexpected lol
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Oh my…! π π
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Awesome. I love that skew at the end. You wow’d me. π
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I am glad you liked it.
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Wow… Didn’t quite see that coming. Whoa, remind me not to mess with you. LOL! π²
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Wahahahaha!!! You have de-stressed me a lot, Frank. Thank you so much.
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You are most welcome.
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Now frank,Frank ,Frank ,I truly liked this one.caught me off guard it did. But great π.
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Thanks a lot.
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It’s so bad, but I laughed so hard…
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I did too
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