Just This One Last Time

A friend asked me to read his palm

“Tell me how long I’ve got

Am I going to live plenty?

Am I going to live a lot?”

Now he always likes to pull my leg

I’m not at all into reading lines

Yet I played along with him

Just this one last time

I said, “This short line over here

That’s worrying I must say

I do not reckon you would

Make it past another day.”

He chuckled and called me an ass

“How long do I get to live?

Is it a minute or an hour?

How much time do you give?”

“Just a couple of minutes.” I said

And stabbed him several times

I chuckled and called him an ass

Just this one last time

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