I left the window open
And death came in
With a weighing scale
For my virtues and my sins
I checked the clock. It was
A quarter past two at night
My wife was sleeping next to me
So I didn’t turn on the lights
Death granted me a final wish
As she forced me up from my bed
I grabbed the opportunity
“Can you take my wife instead?”

I love the mixture of serious and funny!
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Poor wife, I hope she does not take you too seriously! This is a perfect example of what I commented before: This poem starts seriously and ends hilariously.
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Hahahaha
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This made me laugh! Short and clever, loved it!
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Thank you.
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Ah, Frank, you didn’t!! LOL
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Ha-ha, but I did.
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This had me in stitches
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Hilarious!
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Thank you.
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Reblogged this on A Tiri Philosophy.
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haha, love it. This made me laugh sooo much. (Everyone thought I was nuts but I didn’t mind, hehe)
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Wow. Would have been a sight.
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hahah wicked
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Bold of you to say! LOL Thanks for the laugh.
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Thanks and welcome.
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Hello! I’ve nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award. Follow the link for more details. https://megtheintrovert.com/2018/03/26/the-mystery-blogger-award/
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Thank you, Meg.
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DUDE!!! 🤣
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Oh no! Better hang some garlic by that window. A vampire might come next.
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Ha-ha. Will do.
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Definity put a smile on my face that last line did. 😂😂
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That’s about a neroic [sic] as it gets.
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amazing…!
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Thank you.
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You are welcome
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go to your room!
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❤
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You are mean hahahahha
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As long as she does not know…
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Nice one! 😊
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Thank you.
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My moments come around.
Living in ‘the flow’ right now Frank! For a few more hours, at least!
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Yes, we’ll enjoy while we can.
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Please, don’t wake me, I plan on sleepin in… Death not ends us, but brings new life! I’ll take your words and ponder waking her.
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That’s quite philosophical.
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Great one, but maybe you should close your windows. 😎
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I’m quite close to doing that.
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😂😂. Have a great weekend, Frank!
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You too.
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This is really fun to read. Hahaha keep it up!
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Thank you.
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I’ll sure follow you to be a hero after reading this
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Welcome to the club, my friend.
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Surprised she let you live.
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Me too.
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Lol. Bet you are haunted, haha!
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In a good way, I suppose.
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🤣😭…I live!
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Deeply touching . . .
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Ha-ha.
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Frank, you need to do something about those open windows.😉
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I’m just beginning to enjoy it.
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Ut oh Frank… Could be trouble.
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Double trouble.
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I’m praying for you, Frank😂
…for your wife as well.
This is too funny!!!😂😂😂😂
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Thanks.
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