Wait, Rose; give me a moment or two
I promise aldi there for you
Asda man you want me to
In every lidl thing you do
I’ll always be as I m&s you want me to be
So I’ve got tesco something finally
Will it make sainsbury me?
A British Retail Proposal
Wait, Rose; give me a moment or two
I promise aldi there for you
Asda man you want me to
In every lidl thing you do
I’ll always be as I m&s you want me to be
So I’ve got tesco something finally
Will it make sainsbury me?
Frank Solanki 
Very punny!
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Take care of your retail.
Beware of the Harrowing Harrods 😱
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Nice
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This is quite clever, Frank. Well done.
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Clever!
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🙂
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😂😆🤣 We have Aldi & Lidl here in my area of North Carolina, too.
Clever working of words!
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”A brilliant, witty poem! You’ve expertly woven everyday brands into a sweet message about love and commitment. Will it make Sainsbury you? Absolutely! Love the creativity
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😂
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This is brilliant. Haven’t lived in the UK for 30 ofd years, but this brought back so many memories.. very clever, Frank. 😆
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Haha, this is absolutely brilliant! 🛒✨
What a clever and witty play on words — turning supermarket names into a sweet, humorous, and unexpectedly touching love poem! The rhythm flows effortlessly, and each brand pun fits perfectly into the sentiment you’re building. It’s light-hearted yet creative, playful yet poetic — a rare mix that makes the reader smile from start to finish.
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