Little Johnny bought a haunted house
Inside he found a solitary mouse
The disappointment ran across his face
At having bought such a peaceful place
To his agent he promptly went
And demanded refund of every cent
Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Bought A Haunted House
Frank Solanki 
To which the agent said, “Get bent!”
Little Johnny threw the mouse at the agent.
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