Don’t go to work now it’s a trap
Don’t put up with that kind of crap
Why hog and slog just like a dog
When you can sleep well like a log
To all the misters and the ma’ams
Don’t get married now it’s a scam
It’s over-rated and just no good
You’re better off living in the woods
Avoid school at all costs
Run from college no matter what
Go instead to a library my friend
Read and read for hours on end
Now I’ll tell you what’s really wrong
What I’ve been meaning all along
Don’t be born now be really smart
That’s when all the troubles start

The best thing is don’t get born, maybe that’s it.
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Yes, we don’t have to win the race of life!
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Yup, that’s the best bottom line I’ve seen in a long time: “Don’t be born now…” Now’s when the trouble starts, yup!
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Indeed.. Well done..!! 👍🏼😄👌🏼👌🏼💥👏🏼👏🏼
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Thanks a lot.
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Lol…it’s all a conspiracy
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🤣👏👏❤️
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You had me at : ‘don’t go to work’ as I was reading at work. Good poem 🙂 keep up the work 😉
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I’m, sadly, right with you on this. I also wanted to thank you. I saw it at a time when I was considering doing something but couldn’t decide if it was ego based, then I saw the title. ❤️🌻 Saved me. 😇
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Thanks! And stay away from the hazards. Have a great day!
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