Alternate Career Options for a Corporate Employee

~ Frank Solanki



1. Lawyer – you have mastered the art of lying
2. Politician – you only work hard when appraisal season is around the corner
3. Lab rat – scientists will need to test whether you’re human or an extra terrestrial
4. Vet – you have a way with all kinds of animals
5. Writer – you will never run out of stories
6. Stand-up comic – self-deprecating humour is your forte
7. Train operator – you’re always on time
8. Magician – you can be at multiple places at the same time
9. Journalist – you keep all the gossips wrapped around your fingers
10. Yogi – you have attained nirvana
11. Therapist – you’ve been to so many, you’ve basically become one
12. Actor – you can play a lot of characters
13. Teacher – you’ve been teaching people all sorts of things – like how to save a word file as a pdf
14. Dancer – you danced at your boss’ tunes
15. Tarot card reader – you have no idea what you’re doing, but somehow you always get away with it
16. Weatherman – you’re used to boring jobs
17. Boxer – you’ve always wanted to punch someone
18. Librarian – you can shush people now

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Published by Frank Solanki

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9 thoughts on “Alternate Career Options for a Corporate Employee”

  2. Boxer> before my years of horrid substance abuse many years past now (blah) lololololol, hey? Maybe I’ll make a comeback, I used to train in Montreal, ahhhhhh! I do karate, kickboxing, kumite, now, I forgot!! Cool post!!😁

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  3. 15! Lmao. They get away with it on account of confirmation bias coupled with the power of suggestion. Too many are looking for an external savior instead of the savior within.

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