I flashed a light in the sky
With a small mirror in my hand
And beheld with my naked eye
A UFO dropped down on land
And out came two green creatures
With a tail each and eyes a-poppin’
A thousand other eerie features
The aliens had come a-droppin’
I looked up at the sky again
For I found it quite hard to digest
“Why can’t He throw down snow or rain
Instead of peculiar green guests?”
