Don’t curse Mondays for your woes
Every week she comes and goes
Just like all the other days
Sundays, Fridays and Saturdays
It’s not her fault, you stupid snob
That you’re not happy with your job
We all know it’s pretty lame
To always find someone to blame
So shut up and stop being unjust
And quit your job if you must
Find a more enjoyable cause
Learn to own up to your flaws
Don’t chase power, fame or cash
They will leave you in a flash
Do something more so to speak
That’ll keep you happy throughout the week
Learn from Mondays a thing or two
Some of the things you ought to do
You never hear her complain or whine
She always does her job on time
