A friend asked me to read his palm
“Tell me how long I’ve got
Am I going to live plenty?
Am I going to live a lot?”
…
Now he always likes to pull my leg
I’m not at all into reading lines
Yet I played along with him
Just this one last time
…
I said, “This short line over here
That’s worrying I must say
I do not reckon you would
Make it past another day.”
…
He chuckled and called me an ass
“How long do I get to live?
Is it a minute or an hour?
How much time do you give?”
…
“Just a couple of minutes.” I said
And stabbed him several times
I chuckled and called him an ass
Just this one last time