If I Was To Die Tomorrow

If I was to die tomorrow

The world will be filled with sorrow

All the young girls

With golden hair and curls

Will cry their hearts away

If I was to die tomorrow

Cry your hearts out in sorrow

Sing my praises and songs

Say that I did no wrongs

A hero has gone away

But if tomorrow comes late

And I’m still standing straight

Far from being dead

You still go ahead

Sing my praises anyway

If I Was To Die Today

If I was to die today

You’d have so much to say

Say that I was a good man

The greatest son of the land

But now he’s gone away

If I was to die today

If I was to die tomorrow

Drown yourself in sorrow

Sob and cry and drop your tears

Remember me for a trillion years

After I’m buried below

If I was to die tomorrow

If I was to die yesterday

There would be no time to play

Just take my time machine

The one you’ve never seen

Bring me back to stay

If I was to die yesterday

A Footballer’s Life Is So Much Fun

A footballer’s life is so much fun

Getting paid to kick and run

If there’s something they have won

It’s a contract worth a trillion

You see them smile. You see them laugh

When posing for a photograph

Fans dying for their autographs

Like they’re pink polka-dotted giraffes

They drive around in fancy cars

Meet celebrities and superstars

Drink wine and smoke cigars

In the city’s expensive bars

At the peak of their shallow fame

They find themselves beautiful dames

Who act in films with royal names

And take home awards and acclaims

Here I am with my loyal cat

Writing about this and that

Growing old with belly fat

Such’s a life of a poet

Our Family Lullaby

My father used to sing a lullaby

I sing the same to my son

But I don’t think that he will comply

And sing it to his son

He falls asleep in a minute

As soon as my song’s begun

He’s never heard the whole of it

End of a tradition

Charlie Williams – Part 2

Let me tell you about my man

He is kind and sweet

He makes me feel special

But also incomplete

Whenever I am upset

A smart joke he would crack

He does the same with other girls

And flirts behind my back

He hangs out with other girls

More often than he does with me

He assures me, “They’re just friends.

You’re the only one for me.”

He remembers all about those girls

Every word that they say

Every little thing they do

But forgets my birthday

He’s found a new girl lately

Drives her around in his car

I wish I could pluck her eyeballs out

But I would never go that far

I’ve been waiting in this cafe

For an hour or maybe more

I guess he’s forgotten all about me

He was supposed to be here at four

Charlie Williams

My girl is a sweet heart

Her love for me is true

But when she met Charlie Williams

She said, “He’s better than you.”

Charlie’s got the riches

He has nailed the looks

He’s witty and intelligent

He reads all sorts of books

Charlie’s got the finest clothes

Drives around in a fancy car

“He’s got the perfect smile,” she says

“And he even plays the guitar”

My girl’s going out with him

They look happy together too

I ain’t one bit jealous

I ain’t feeling blue

Now Charlie, you may not know me

But I’ve got some words for you

Better kill all finer men

Or she will leave you too

No More Work For Me

Here I am at my desk

Doing my regular work

I’m doing the best I can

Trying not to be a jerk

There’s so much work to be done

So many files to complete

So many people to please

So many deadlines to meet

Is this what I was born for?

I won’t be coming to work tomorrow

There is so much pressure

That it gives me a fright

I think about it at home

I think about it at night

I try to catch some sleep

But it is just no good

I do what I shouldn’t

I smile when I should

Yell and say, “I can’t take it anymore”

I won’t be coming to work tomorrow

I feel like a robot

Doing the same old stuff

Except that it gets harder

Except that it gets tough

For I have no motivation

I have no regards

For work that is perfectly

Suitable for retards

I should have quit this place a long time ago

I won’t be coming to work tomorrow

The screen’s getting blurry

The keyboard’s laughing at me

The mouse is getting squeaky

Is this where I should be?

The pen refuses to write

The fingers refuse to type

The head knows not what is right

Is this all a massive hype?

Don’t you feel sorry for my sorrow?

I won’t be coming to work tomorrow

I’ve got a solution

I’d quit and I’ll resign

I don’t give a damn

I won’t stay here till nine

I’d spend time with my kids

I’d spend time with my wife

I’d do all that I love

I’d go out and live my life

So I grab my boss’ collar and let him know

I won’t be coming to work tomorrow

Little Allefly

My little sister, Allefly

With hair of crimson red

Very timid, mousy and shy

A tiny worm can get her scared

She is scared of the dark

Never wants the light to go away

Pretty scared when stray dogs bark

From school to home, on her way

But she isn’t afraid of telling the truth

Nor even afraid to speak her mind

Like the time she broke Anne’s tooth

And confessed to being quite unkind

Nor is she afraid of any bully

Neither afraid to say ‘No’

Like the time Little Wooly

Asked her out for a show

She is neither scared of me

Though I have more numbers to my age

She punches me when we disagree

And then puts on a loving bandage

Peculiar Green Guests

I flashed a light in the sky

With a small mirror in my hand

And beheld with my naked eye

A UFO dropped down on land

And out came two green creatures

With a tail each and eyes a-poppin’

A thousand other eerie features

The aliens had come a-droppin’

I looked up at the sky again

For I found it quite hard to digest

“Why can’t He throw down snow or rain

Instead of peculiar green guests?”

​3 Voices In My Head

3 voices in my head

Scream and shout

Make my head all dizzy

Fill me up with doubt

3 voices in my head

One asks me to wake

Two likes to stay in bed

Three just needs a break

3 voices in my head

One wants me to write

Two raises his voice

Three gets into a fight

3 voices in my head

One tells me to work

Two is lazy

Three goes berserk

3 voices in my head

I listen to None

She is peaceful and quiet

She’s a lot of fun