I keep telling my mom and dad
There’s a monster ‘neath our bed
But they don’t e’er listen to me
They sleep so calm and peacefully
But I lie awake all night
To give the monster a real fight
He says he has some friends in Hell
He comes out when clock strikes twelve
He says he’s bounded by a curse
He needs to eat the three of us
Only then can he walk free
See the world as I do see
But I ain’t buying none of that
The monster’s ugly and he’s fat
If he had been cutely clad
I would have offered him my dad
If he had rubbed and tickled my palm
I would have offered him my mom
But he’s such a brainless blob
Doesn’t know how to do his job
If now he comes out from the bed
I just might gobble him instead
Free him from his stupid curse
No more fuss for him and us