You Know What Happened In Office Today?

You know what happened in office today?
As I reached my desk
I looked outside the window
Only to see the clouds burst in flames
A giant fiery bird flew out of the smoke
Landed straight at my window
Gave me a deathly stare
Was abducted soon after by a UFO
After all the drama ended
I sat down to do my work
But a couple of burglars broke in
Beat me up and kidnapped me
None of my colleagues moved a muscle
As they dragged me with them
They checked my wallet and pockets
Found kryptonite on me
Dumped me in a nearby field
I had to walk back home
My boss will be furious tomorrow
I missed the deadline today

My Dog Has A Blog

My dog has a blog

For writing poetries

He’s a much better poet

Than I could ever be

My dog has a blog

More followers than me

Thousands of crazy fans

A mini celebrity

My dog has a blog

Fame and money

He moved out last month

To start a family

My dog has a blog

But a bad memory

Ever since he’s moved out

He’s never called me



Let it thunder for a while

Let it drown the noise inside


Raise myself and wonder

Let it cover the holes inside

When I’m alone I feel at home

The darkness of the day

I long for when it’s gone

Save me

Save me from myself

As I seek to run and hide

Have me

Have me warned again

No more stories for me to hide

With those claws they come at me

I’m standing so confused

In a moment we’ll be clear

As I shake hands with Truth


Hungry foxes and wolves

All I have for company


Traitors of the soul

Betray my friends and family

The bright eyes in the dark

Chill me down to the bone

To consume and exploit my fears

I wish that you were here

Wish you were here

I Drew A Bird And It Came To Life

I drew a bird and it came to life
I got excited and told my wife
She didn’t believe a single word
For there wasn’t any sign of the bird
The window was open. She must have flown away
To cause my heart enormous dismay
So just to prove that I was true
I told her, “I’d draw again for you.”
She stopped my hand and told me, “Wait.”
“Why don’t you draw a piece of chocolate?”

My Phone And I #3

I am not too happy
Not happy at all
My phone does a lot of things
But how do I make a call?
It wakes me up in the morning
Brings my breakfast to bed
Teleports me to Phillipines
And even farther ahead
It cheers up my mood
Whenever I am sad
Understands everything I want
Though they may be unsaid
But I am not too happy
Not happy at all
The things these new phones do
But how do I make a call?
I would like my old phone back
Old just like me
It never sent me to Phillipines
When I asked for Bali

My Phone And I #2

My wife and kids are not too pleased

I spend too much time on my phone

They say I should get some exercise

I ask them to leave me alone

Sophie thinks I don’t hold her anymore

I only hold my phone

If I don’t change my ways

In the streets she’ll have me thrown

She thinks whenever we go out

I talk more to my phone

I correct her on that point

I do the same at home

The kids are more threatening

They plan to steal my phone

Hide it in some corner

I shall forever be unknown

I have my own plans so

They never mess with my phone

If they’ll ever steal it

In the streets I’ll have them thrown

My wife and kids are not too pleased

I spend too much time on my phone

They say I should get some exercise

In the streets I have them thrown

My Phone and I

Mom and dad are not too pleased

I’m spending too much time with my phone

They asked me to get some exercise

I told them to leave me alone

Mom thinks I should do my homework

My grades are crashing down

If I don’t make it through school

I’ll end up as a circus clown

Mom also thinks she’s very funny

That I’ve inherited that bone

But I do not agree with that

Neither does my phone

Dad says that I’m a bum

I barely move a muscle

I’m too lazy to argue that

I could beat him in a tussle

He really shouldn’t criticize

What he cannot understand

He would never realize

My phone is my only friend

Mom and dad are not too pleased

I’m spending too much time with my phone

They asked me to get some exercise

So I untangle my earphones

Then You Came Along

I was lonely. I was sad

I had lost everything that I ever had

I had nothing but time

No family, house, car or dime

Then you came along

Everything turned so wrong

I forgot that I was ever sad

You made me happy. You made me glad

Like you were an evil witch

You turned my fortunes. Made me rich

Now I just don’t understand

What to do with the cash in hand

Why don’t you just go away?

There’s so much tax that I have to pay

Give me back my time and space

I don’t want to see your face

Is this some devious plot of yours?

To gift me a healthy Swedish horse

All this wealth – this isn’t me

I want to go back to writing poetry