A footballer’s life is so much fun
Getting paid to kick and run
If there’s something they have won
It’s a contract worth a trillion
…
You see them smile. You see them laugh
When posing for a photograph
Fans dying for their autographs
Like they’re pink polka-dotted giraffes
…
They drive around in fancy cars
Meet celebrities and superstars
Drink wine and smoke cigars
In the city’s expensive bars
…
At the peak of their shallow fame
They find themselves beautiful dames
Who act in films with royal names
And take home awards and acclaims
…
Here I am with my loyal cat
Writing about this and that
Growing old with belly fat
Such’s a life of a poet
