Just To Prove My Love

You don’t believe my love, do you?

You want me to prove that it’s true

Well, I cannot bring down a star for you

I cannot bring down Moon

I cannot say it’s October when it’s actually June

I cannot make an elephant fly

Or write your name in the clear, blue sky

I cannot even teach a monkey or a crocodile to cry

I cannot make a cuckoo sing my song

Or make right what is already wrong

I cannot even keep an ostrich dancing for long

I cannot cook a meal

I cannot make your dreams real

I cannot even make you feel like I do

Cannot make you feel any more special than I already do

I cannot write a poem. Can’t tie my shoe

Cannot fight a war. Can’t turn the ocean blue

Can’t turn a stone into a butterfly

Cannot even prove my words aren’t just a piece of lie

If you really want to see my love, just look into my eye

If you couldn’t see it there, I really wouldn’t know why

Then just to prove my love, I guess I would have to die

When We Meet Again

The fairies shall be our trail

The angels will write our tale

With their enchanted, golden pen

Whenever we may meet again

Memories of a million days

Will come back in many ways

Yet so little be spoken then

Whenever we may speak again

The distance of time and years

Will reflects in our tears

But not a single drop shall be wasted then

Until I’ve held you close again

Summers are long and old

Winters are lonely and cold

But the weather will be perfect then

Whenever we may meet again

Lost in love, we will stand

Once we hold each other’s hand

Violets will whisper in rhyme when

Ever we may speak again

It is dark and it is quiet

There is silence in the night

There will be no light in this den

Until I’ve laughed with you again

It will hurt and it will pain

We’ll make it snow. We’ll make it rain

The daisies shall be blooming then

Whenever we may meet again

Mortals may look down on us

But our souls shall not be cursed

There will be no questioning then

Whenever we may speak again

I may be frail. I may be weak

The scars dig deeper every week

But my love will not die with them

Until I breathe with you again

Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire

They said my pants will catch fire

If I grow up to be a liar

And a hard lesson I will learn

When I lead my pants to burn

But that warning never deterred me

Instead I took it quite seriously

And I sinned and lied and called names

Just to see if my pants caught flames

So I lied and lied and lied again

Till I entered a liar’s den

All my pants caught was dust

But my soul did combust

The Worst Liar

There are all sorts of liars in this world

From grown-up men to thieving girls

In populated China, in land-locked Rhodesia

But none like a liar with amnesia

Six Words Story #4

Here is an embarrassing confession:

Working With Spreadsheets

Can someone please teach me how to work with spreadsheets?

It’s giving me nightmares. Making me dance to its beats

It’s not as easy to use as a word document

There are many functions on which I’d rather not comment

I’ve got a big presentation tomorrow. I could really use some help

I cannot teach kids to use spreadsheets if I don’t know it myself

The Blame Game

Am I to be blamed for loving you?

Should I blame the heart?

The head has looked for reasons

The eyes have played their part

The heart is in wonderland

The body has ceased to work

The senses are all failing

Should they blame their luck?

When The Teacher Isn’t Looking

When the teacher isn’t looking

We’ll giggle and we’ll laugh

Paper rockets will fly around

And cut the misery to half

When the teacher isn’t looking

We’ll eat all that we can

Make all sorts of noises

And bang the desks again

When the teacher isn’t looking

We’ll look outside the window

Talk to our imaginary friend

Or get into a row

When the teacher isn’t looking

The black board, we’ll ignore

And stare into that person’s eyes

The reason we came here for

When the teacher isn’t looking

We’ll pass a secret message

Pretend we’re under attack

And speak in alien language

When the teacher isn’t looking

We’ll invent new formulae

Math wouldn’t be boring anymore

Homework’ll equal play

When the teacher isn’t looking

We’ll fight with books and glue

But the teacher didn’t come to school today

Now we don’t know what to do

The Blog Ate My Homework

I swear I did my homework

I just couldn’t find it right now

When I was writing a poem

It must have grown wings somehow

I swear I did my homework

It must be somewhere around

But I’m too busy writing a poem

I don’t care if it’s found

I swear I did my homework

But it is not with me

Did I give it to someone else

So I can write my poetry?


I swear I did my homework

Today, I couldn’t blame the dog

He’s had dinner and is filling full

And so is my goddamned blog

The Dog Ate My Homework

Stuck here with a problem

Got me scratching my head

Don’t know what to do with it

Whether to multiply or add

‘Tis quite confusing

To see numbers circling in air

Got no solution for it

God ain’t answering my prayer

I shouldn’t have slept in class

Now I’m counting my luck

Mom would never know about it

The dog ate my homework