I never really liked kids
Until I had a couple of my own
Seeing them run around the house
No greater pleasure I’ve known
I delight in their company
I read them stories till it’s late
I’m glad to have had a change of heart
It’s the adults I now hate

Oh my lyrics will never be sold
They’re only on my laptop old
Not handwritten but italic and bold
There goes my chance at easy gold

On a busy traffic road
A zebra once was passing
A road roller crushed him flat
Now it’s a zebra-crossing

A tiger once went to wash
His clothes at the river shore
There he saw a cute tigress
Doing the same dull chore
He winked and smiled at her
His paws became wings of flight
She asked, “What is it you’re doing?”
He said, “It’s love at first sight.”

A little frog once asked a hen
“Why can’t you jump like I can?”
The wise hen rolled her eyes and sighed
To the frog she then replied
“My dear little pretty frog
Why can’t you bark like a dog?
Why can’t you work hard like an ant?
And where’s your trunk of an elephant?
Where’s your tail of a monkey?
Why don’t you climb atop a tree?
Why can’t you lay eggs as I can?
Never question a wise hen again”
The hen was about to swell with pride
With the manner she had replied
But her victory went quite sore
As the frog began to snore

Two chickens crossed a road
Nobody knew why
One of them said to the other —
Why do they even try?

A horse once made a forecast
Said — Tomorrow the world is ending
Turned into an overnight star
As his puny blog began trending

A snake came home from work
Found his wife to be missing
He immediately called for help
But they only heard him hissing

There was once a giant man
Who burst the ground as he ran
Everyone told him to sit
But no chair was fit
So he went back to running again