The Last Laugh

No matter how much I mock her
How I trim her dread in half
Death will always be two steps ahead
She will have the final laugh

Eat What You Like

Eat what you like
Say what you want
We’re all gonna die

So use any font

See what you wish

Laugh without care😒
We’re all gonna die

Life is so fair

Dream while you can

Jump in a p00l
{We’re all gonna die}
$o rhyme like a f00l

  • Eat what you like
  • Say what you want°
  • Trampoline¿ spike
  • Cheesy elephant

Will It Be Right?

With this step where will I go?
Oh my lord I do not know
Will it be right or will it be wrong?
Oh my lord will you tell me so?

My head is filled with many thoughts
Those thoughts they tie my head in knots
Will it be right or will it be wrong?
Oh lord help me connect the dots

The future’s full of uncertainty
Will I prosper or face adversity?
Will it be right or will it be wrong?
Oh lord send a sign to me

I must decide this on my own
Take a step into the unknown
Will it be right or will it be wrong?
Who knows? I just walk alone

Death, Death, Do Make Your Visit

Death, Death, do make your visit
Together, we’ll sing a song
We’ll talk and laugh freely all day
If you don’t bring Suffering along

I know she’s just a playful kid
Beyond control, I must confess
Last time she came here all alone
And left my house in a mess

It’s not the first or second time
That she has caused distress
I can handle other kids
She’s too much for me I guess

The neighbours too have spoken out
About the troubles she does cause
Enjoying a totally free reign
Without any governing laws

Nothing seems to bother her
She comes and goes at will
The horrors of her last visit
Are terrifying me still

So Suffering is not invited
But Death you are free to come
We’ll talk and laugh freely all day
I’ll make you feel at home

I Consider Death To Be A Joke

I consider Death to be a joke
One we all must laugh to
Like a punchline delivered by Life
When her applause is due

This World Has Been Forever

How foolish of us to think
That the world is made for us
Everything’s a part of our story
From the tragic to the glorious

How foolish of us to believe
That God is made for man
When we’re just a tiny speck
Tinier than a grain of sand

This world has been forever
And forever it will be
Long after we have vanished
Long after you and me

Healthy Food

I know that God must surely exist
I also know He doesn’t like us
For if He cared a little about man
He would have made healthy food delicious

Life Is A Test

I don’t know if it’s true
But I’d like to tell you
That Life is one long test
For Heaven, do well
If you don’t, go to Hell
We just keep trying our best

Some of us get to cheat
This test is still hard to beat
We don’t know just what is right
By our elders we’re told
Lessons and sermons are sold
But nothing can prepare us quite

There’s no escaping from it
Even if you wanna quit
Every moment you’re losing breath
I’ll leave it up to you
Do what you can do
Time is over now. Welcome Death

When I Cut My Nail Too Short

When I cut my nail too short
It hurt me
But I knew I was not alone
When I caught a cold
It hurt me
But I knew I was not alone
When I broke my leg
And couldn’t walk for months
It hurt me
But I knew I was not alone
When I broke my heart
And couldn’t talk for months
It hurt me
But I knew I was not alone
When I gambled my money away
And was left with very little
What was left was hurt
But I was not alone
When I fell into depression
And turned to alcohol
It hurt me inside
But I was not alone
When I cut my wrists
In a moment of insanity
It hurt me
But I was not alone
When I fell asleep
After a brief, funny day
It hurt me
But I was not alone

Whenever I was broken
Whenever I was cut
Whenever I was shaken
I was always hurt
But I knew I was not alone
I was not alone

In every corner, every cube
Of this insignificant planet
There was a soul
Equally broken and bare
I felt their pain everytime
Just as they felt mine
We are all sad and lonely
We are all alone
Yet we are not

Karma

All my friends are old or dead
No young man talks to me
No young girl offers me a smile
Just disdain and sympathy
That’s what I did when I was young
To people who were weak and old
Now Karma’s come to chew me raw
Karma is a bitch, I’m told