If I was Santa Claus

I would burst loud guffaws

Instead of going ‘Ho ho ho’

Wherever that I may go

Before the snow thaws

If I was Santa Claus
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If I was Santa Claus

A revolution I would cause

Make the elves work night and day

To make toys for kids everyday

Have my sleigh drawn by macaws

If I was Santa Claus
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If I was Santa Claus

I’d make my own laws

I’d diet and get fit

Flaunt and be a hit

To earn myself an applause

If I was Santa Claus