I am not too happy
Not happy at all
My phone does a lot of things
But how do I make a call?
It wakes me up in the morning
Brings my breakfast to bed
Teleports me to Phillipines
And even farther ahead
It cheers up my mood
Whenever I am sad
Understands everything I want
Though they may be unsaid
But I am not too happy
Not happy at all
The things these new phones do
But how do I make a call?
I would like my old phone back
Old just like me
It never sent me to Phillipines
When I asked for Bali