I’ve warned him many times you see
I’ve told him to beware
But Johnny never listens to me
He just keeps pulling my hair

Whether I’m sleeping or wide awake
He catches me unaware
He also never takes a break
He just wants to pull my hair

He knows it frustrates me a lot
He really doesn’t care
All he cares is the fun he’s got
From constantly pulling my hair

I’ve complained to Daddy quite often
He’s taken a beating there
Still his heart doesn’t seem to soften
Argh! He loves to pull my hair

Mommy it is up to you now
Put in his head a scare
Make him stop this thing somehow
I don’t want him pulling my hair

Let his hair grow a little too long
I think it is only fair
Let me grow a little too strong
So that I can pull his hair

Mom I have no bro or sis
But I’ve never complained about this
There’s only one thing I wanna know
Will I get a pet dino?

There are a lot of toys to play
But I can’t play them every day
They get boring beyond a point or so
Mom I want a pet dino

I’ll act very good you see
Only make one promise to me
To the store you and Dad will go
To get me a little pet dino

I’ll take good care of it too
This is, Mom, my promise to you
I’ll keep my room clean also
Mom I want a pet dino

I’ve never asked you for anything
Except last month for a giant sling
It’s not like I’m asking for a wild rhino
Mom I want a pet dino

I’ll go swimming in the ocean
Swimming in the sea
Swimming with my best friend
Will you swim with me?

We’ll meet all kinds of creatures
From a starfish to a whale
When we see a seahorse
We’ll catch her by the tail

We’re sure to find a ship wreck
Deep down in the sea
With lots and lots of treasures
Will you split with me?

We may even find a mermaid
Or a swimming unicorn
Or an ancient mystic city
Where humans are reborn

A hundred-eyed octopus
I wish the most to see
Do you want to share the pleasure?
Do you wanna swim with me?

Mommy, won’t you play with me?
I’m tired of playing alone
Nobody has any time for me
Mommy, won’t you play with me?

Daddy is at work all day
He never has any time to play
He always seems so busy
Mommy, won’t you play with me?

Jack doesn’t seem to ever care
He only loves to pull my hair
He’s always making fun of me
Mommy, won’t you play with me?

Granny doesn’t like to run around
She thinks my toys make hideous sounds
She only tells me her story
Mommy, won’t you play with me?

Mommy, please don’t say No
You’re doing chores, that I know
Can you spare some time for me?
Mommy, won’t you play with me?

Mommy, I think I have a plan
I’ll help you as much as I can
Then you’ll be completely free
Mommy, won’t you play with me?