A tired night of January
For a humble actuary
Woke up early feeling blue
Couldn’t trace a missing shoe
He looked and looked and looked for it
But could not find the other fit
And then, when all was said and done
He rushed to work with the only one
But he couldn’t reach the place on time
And it felt like a heinous crime
For he had abuses blown at his ears
And his eyes were filled with baby tears
‘You have to be on time next morning’
He went to work with that warning
And calculated what will accrue
What was left, and what was due
But he couldn’t quite concentrate
So the work was left to its fate
Rushed back to his tender house
Was greeted by a radioactive mouse
The giant mouse dug too deep
To find a place where it could sleep
Now to find a way to rid the rodent
But his thoughts were elsewhere spent
And it is a tragedy mixed with sorrow
He was going to be late to work tomorrow
