If I was a young zombie

In a boring, normal city

I would have to walk to school

For nobody would find it cool

To sit in a bus with me

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If I was a young zombie

No kids would be friends with me

Alone I’d sit, alone I’d play

They’d hate me at night. They’d hate me all day

It would feel so terrible and lonely

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If I was a young zombie

Unlike the ones they show on T.V.

I’d be nice to one and all

Humans, big or small

Even though I’d go hungry

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If I was a young zombie

They’d call me ‘Green Belly’

They’d laugh and talk

About how I eat and walk

I’d go crying to my family

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If I was a young zombie

I’d be mad and unhappy

I’d swap my dollars and cash

For a little meat and flesh

Then I’d be glad and happy

If I was a young zombie