Halloween’s Upon Us

We can break the mountains
We can crush the sky
We can stop the fountains
Turn them arid, dry

We can burn the rivers
Leave the trouts to die
Send many a tingling shivers
If we only dare to try

No limit to our powers
As we axe the trees
Watch the withering flowers
Join the birds and bees

While we are a-hunting
Let’s slay all humans too
Without being affronting —
What worthy can they do?

Nevermore we shall worry
All will be a curse
Little time left; let’s hurry
Halloween’s upon us

If I Was A Young Zombie

If I was a young zombie

In a boring, normal city

I would have to walk to school

For nobody would find it cool

To sit in a bus with me

If I was a young zombie

No kids would be friends with me

Alone I’d sit, alone I’d play

They’d hate me at night. They’d hate me all day

It would feel so terrible and lonely

If I was a young zombie

Unlike the ones they show on T.V.

I’d be nice to one and all

Humans, big or small

Even though I’d go hungry

If I was a young zombie

They’d call me ‘Green Belly’

They’d laugh and talk

About how I eat and walk

I’d go crying to my family

If I was a young zombie

I’d be mad and unhappy

I’d swap my dollars and cash

For a little meat and flesh

Then I’d be glad and happy

If I was a young zombie