Walking to school is tiring
Walking to school is a pain
I refuse to go to school unless
You get me an aeroplane
I evaluated the options
The aeroplane it had to be
None of the other choices
Would make a grand entry
The plane would also boost
The odds of my selection
As the school’s headgirl
At next year’s election
I will gain more friends
Impress the teachers too
It would make me happy
Oh really it would do
So I don’t understand, Ma
Why you would not agree
Is there some kind of problem
That I am failing to see?
