Make no noise, be gentle quiet
Step out in the dead of night
Take your mask and your sack
In two hours we should be back
With a bag-full of coins and gold
Enough to last us till we’re old
Aren’t you chuffed, oy Little Frank?
Wake up, son; we gonna rob a bank

Daddy don’t disturb me please
Let me have a little sleep
Banks have no cash or valuables
All their assets are digital
No need for masks, no vaults to crack
You only need to learn to hack
Which I’ll do tomorrow morn’
To pull off the world’s biggest con
Then our e-wallets will be deep
But for now just let me sleep

I know he’s not funny
He never is
But when he tries
Just show your teeth

Even though it may not be fun
Laugh at his pun
Even though it may not be the best
Laugh at his jest
Even though it may not be funny
Laugh at it honey

Laugh laugh laugh
Don’t stand there and be grim
Laugh laugh laugh
Laugh along with him
Laugh laugh laugh
Even if the joke is old
Laugh laugh laugh
Do what you’ve been told
Laugh laugh laugh
Laugh like the hyenas do
Laugh laugh laugh
Except when the joke’s on you