Sonia is a really nice girl
If you meet her outside work
But in office she’s a sloth
And a pig-headed jerk
Now Management has had enough
They have grown too tired
Poor Sonia will be leaving us
For she is getting fired

An office’s not an easy place
So many rules apply
Sonia says they’re not for her
She’s the queen of Versailles
But Management disagrees
Their patience has expired
Sonia will not like the news
That she is getting fired

Everyone has their heads
Buried in a heap of files
While Sonia is always away
From her desk by miles
Sonia has sadly never had
A virtue they admired
Management are really firm
That she must soon be fired

If you ever needed gossip
She was the perfect source
That’s how everyone came to know
Boss is getting divorced
Now Sonia is the one
That everyone’s talking about
Management has had too much
She is getting kicked out

The only work she ever did
Was personal and her own
Like planning her next vacation
To Paris and Cologne
When Management came to know
What actually had transpired
The only choice they really had
Was quickly getting her fired

It’s not like she was never warned
One, two, three and four
Sonia laughed them all off
And many many more
Sonia took home sticky notes
And everything she desired
She won’t be laughing anymore
To learn that she’ll be fired

I’ll miss Sonia I’ll be honest
She was useless but entertaining
To hear her speak on her phone
The yarns that she’d be spinning
Sadly now she has to go
A new recruit has just been hired
I hope she decides to stay at home
Where she won’t be fired