You can be any type of employee you want to be
But don’t ever become a Jupiter
Please
Here’s why:
Jupiters are the middle-level managers
Who seem to have the most amount of work
Jupiters are the ones
With such a strong magnetic field
That they always find themselves
Attracting one project after another
Jupiters are the ones who are not even aware
Of the number of subordinates that report to them
There’s so much going around Jupiters
That nobody has bothered to take stock of things
Jupiters literally keep the company in shape
Without them the solar system would not be the same
Jupiters are the ones
With massive gas problem
Barely a wonder with all
The workload dumped on them
Jupiters take the fall for most of company’s failures
Who else would take the impact of the asteroids, comets and other celestial bodies?
Despite all this Jupiters barely get any sunlight
No recognition and average pay is their thing
Frank Solanki 