Category: Humour

Employees Are Planets: Do You Identify As Pluto?

~ Frank Solanki ~ 7 Comments

Do you find yourself
Having no use for a tongue?
Are you at the very bottom
Of the corporate ladder rung?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You’ve got to be Pluto

Is your company swimming
In piles and piles of cash
But the only things that get to you
Are demotions and cigarette ash?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You have to be Pluto

Are you the only person
Who knows that you exist?
Are you the only person
Who gives a damn about this?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You’re nothing but Pluto

Did they change the criteria
Of a legal employee?
You’re still paid your dues
But the perks are not free
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You have to be Pluto

Are you feeling cold?
Excluded and phony?
Or are you just feeling
A little too lonely?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You’ve got to be Pluto

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Wore A Cape

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Bought A Trampoline

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Went To A Magic Show

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Lost His Eyes

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Held His Breath

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Got Some Money

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Stirred A Comb

~ Frank Solanki ~ 2 Comments

Little Johnny stirred a comb
Out came flying from their home
A hundred million honeybees
Who were not very pleased

Little Johnny screamed and ran
As quick as Little Johnny can
But his running was in vain
The swarm stung him without restrain

The bees they had a lot of fun
Chasing the naughty young person
Till the kid jumped in a pool
And was made to look like a fool

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Kicked A Ball

~ Frank Solanki ~ 5 Comments

Little Johnny kicked a ball
Straight out into space
It flew for miles until it found
An orange martian’s face

The orange martian came to Earth
With one goal in mind
“Teach me how to kick,” he said
“If you’d be so kind.”

Little Johnny showed him how
In him he found a friend
Now every week they go out
To play for hours on end

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Nursery Rhyme: Little Johnny Knocks On My Door

~ Frank Solanki ~ 6 Comments

Little Johnny knocks on my door
He quickly runs away
Little Johnny knocks on my door
This game he loves to play
Little Johnny knocks on my door
He does it every day
Little Johnny knocks on my door
I’m going to make him pay