Do you find yourself
Having no use for a tongue?
Are you at the very bottom
Of the corporate ladder rung?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You’ve got to be Pluto

Is your company swimming
In piles and piles of cash
But the only things that get to you
Are demotions and cigarette ash?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You have to be Pluto

Are you the only person
Who knows that you exist?
Are you the only person
Who gives a damn about this?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You’re nothing but Pluto

Did they change the criteria
Of a legal employee?
You’re still paid your dues
But the perks are not free
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You have to be Pluto

Are you feeling cold?
Excluded and phony?
Or are you just feeling
A little too lonely?
Then I know
Yes I know
Oh I know
You’ve got to be Pluto