Why do the clouds cry so often?
Can somebody go and stop them?
Look what they’ve done to my clothes

My clothes get wet and I get sick
From the constant tears they leak
When will they stop? Nobody knows

I need to meet a special friend
The clouds keep crying for hours on end
Even I am dripping from my nose

You naughty clouds you’ve made me cry
I’m late again despite my tries
That’s just how life goes I suppose

There were three unusual friends
Present, Past and Future Tense
They wanted to meet
On Times Square Street
To mark their eternal bromance

In a bar lay a lazy punk
Half-asleep and totally drunk
The staff would scream and shout
But he wouldn’t check-out
So they dumped him with the junk

There was once an elephant
Smaller than the smallest ant
He faced a lot of mock
So he went to a doc
For a dose of antidepressant

There’s a bully in my school
Her name’s Eleanor
Mean, fat and ugly
She’s a devil for sure

She pushes me around
Gives wounds to my skin
When I sit and cry
I can see her grin

She always takes my lunch
Dim-witted Eleanor
But from today I say
She’ll bully me no more

I have made a sandwich
Mixed with slimy bugs
Found them in my garden
Snails, beetles, ants and slugs

Jessie comes and tells me
That today is a good day
Eleanor’s not come to school
Much to my dismay

One wise fool
One honest liar
One lucky loser
One stoic crier

One tall dwarf
One cold mum
One brave coward
One active bum

One living ghost
One evil saint
Can count to infinity
And back again

If I furgot how to spell
Then life in skool would just be hell
In our ears the teechers yell
If our papers are not writen well
But that is not the case with me
I’m smartar than most kids I see
With my good frend Emily
Next year I’ll join the speling bee

Every night at the stroke of three
Dad turns into a green zombie
Eats the first man in his view
Then returns home without a clue

I’m not sure if I should confess
That I’m the one behind this mess
I risk losing all my instruments
And end my science experiments

A monster jumped out from the sea
Ugly, big and green
All the folks who were strolling there
Fled quickly from the scene

He chased them all one by one
Nobody he could catch
The monster seemed strong and powerful
Yet his speed was not a match

He gave a loud, painful roar
His face full of despair
Accepting his fate he retreated
Under the sea somewhere

Years later when it was revealed
The sighs rang end to end
The monster never came to eat
He came looking for a friend

The world is a giant merry-go-round
Hold my hand and swing around
Make faces, scream, have lots of fun
Make this ride an awesome one

The world is a giant merry-go-round
Keep your feet firm on the ground
Laugh louder than you have ever done
Make this ride a joyous one

The world is a giant merry-go-round
All my friends make a lot of sound
I’ll pretend that I’m an alien
And make this ride a splendid one

The world is a giant merry-go-round
Oh what a perfect place we’ve found
Bees and trees and the seas and Sun
Make this ride a brilliant one