When You Return Home Late From Work #2

Open the door, darling
Open the door please
The neighbours are watching

When You Return Home Late From Work #1



When did I first call you?
Five
What did you tell me then?
I’ll be home in an hour

When did I call you next?
Six
Where were you then?
In office
What did you tell me then?
I’ll be home in an hour

When did I call you next?
Seven
Where were you then?
In office
What did you tell me then?
I’m just closing for the day

When did I call you next?
Nine
What did you do?
I didn’t pick up
Where were you then?
In office

What time is it now?
(You gulp and a drop of sweat trickles down your forehead)

not-poetry #7

not-poetry #6

not-poetry #5

a not-poem cares little
about enjambment
metre/speling
& worse = punctuality
                ~ rule #75673

not-poetry #4

not-poetry #3

we have a chameleon
living in places
a chameleon shouldn’t live

in a garden
watching
the flowers wilt
fall
root
rise

it just woke up one day and decided to become a flower

bees come for honey
the chameleon smiles
~ and feeds on them

not-poetry #2

not-poetry

as relatable as an ‘i do’
as short as a haiku
as deceitful as a magic trick
as shallow as a limerick
as stupefying as the universe
as ill-structured as a free verse
as convenient as an abbreviation
as useless as a quotation
~ a not-poem

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