Why February Has 28 Days

February sat quietly in a class
With eleven other lads and lass

Took out his books
(Thirty-five in all)
To threatening looks
(from them all)

First came January
Who was a bully
We’ve all got thirty, she said
But flaunt you had
To and now you’re dead
And pinched one
From poor February
To settle the score
And left him with thirty-four

Then came December
As far as I remember
Who grabbed one
Even though September
Tried to stop her
And left February
With thirty-three

Then it was May
Who made him pay
Poor February
Had nothing to say
Or do
Now down to thirty-two

July followed them
Another book was gone
February now had
Only thirty-one

August came next
Grabbed another text
Oh this is fun
You better not complain
I’m only taking one
Down to thirty you are
How it should have been
From the beginnin’

When it was October’s turn
February protested
I’ve as much as you
This you cannot do
Leave me alone
I ain’t giving you one
October laughed and shoved him
I ain’t gonna be left behind
Now if you don’t mind
Just hand it over to me
Before I take away three
Poor February sighed Fine
And was down to twenty-nine

March, sitting next to him, said
Even though you’re my friend
I hope you understand
Give me one too and
If you don’t they’ll kick
Me out of their clique

And that, my friend
Is how a fab day
For February came to an end
Unintentionally inviting hate
Started off with thirty-five
Ended up with twenty-eight

Why Foxes Are Not Very Popular In A Circus

Outside of the jungle
A circus is where you’ll find
An assortment of animals

From pigeons and rabbits
To snakes and lions
From dogs and parrots
To dolphins and elephants

All of them are well-equipped
To perform one trick or another
The more tricks they do
The better the revenue
Even the mighty lion can be tamed
And made to dance like a puppet
Nobody can escape the clutches of a circus
Nobody but a fox

A fox? Yes a fox
A fox does no tricks
Do you want to know why?
Because he is not an entertainer
He’s no good in a circus
His bushy tail cannot make you laugh
His orange skin is unappealing to children
He is a lousy animal
Lousy, and sly

It’s not that he doesn’t know any tricks
It’s just that he doesn’t want to show ‘em
He knows what the animals go through
He knows the price of freedom
They get free food, he’s been told
Ha, nothing in life is free
The animals give up their freedom
In exchange for free food
They live in captivity
In exchange for their fifteen seconds of fame
They are willing to be ruled by masters
In exchange for free food

A fox knows better
A fox stays away from the fanfare
He leads a quiet and content life
Happy to forge his own path
And hunt for food in his own way
He may not always have enough food
He may never get his spotlight
He may not be cheered on
But he gets to see his family
And he gets to give them love
And he gets to receive their love
And that is a far better way of living
Than tied up in chains

The other animals know this too
They can break the chains, if they want to
They can overpower their masters
They can set themselves free
They are strong enough
But they don’t
Hunger is a terrible master
Change is an unattractive mistress
Free food is a mighty temptation
Once the drip has started
They never let it stop
Even if they want to
They make their warm home around those cold chains

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Difference Between A Hero And A Villain

A villain can be a villain
All by itself
It doesn’t need a hero
For validation

A hero, on the other hand,
Needs a villain
More than anything else

More than a comrade
More than a superpower
More than a lover

It can be an arch enemy or
A force of nature or
Simply someone with contrasting goals

Hell, the villain can be the hero itself
Its own dark spirit
Its own struggle and turmoil within itself

A villain can exist by itself
A hero can’t
It’s the villain who makes a hero

Employees are Planets: Do You Identify As Earth?



In every organisation
There is a Goldilocks zone
It’s the management level
Where you are neither
Overburdened with work
Nor underpaid

In short it is the ideal job
Where work and pay
Combine to create the
Ultimate equilibrium in
This universe: worklife balance

That’s where Earth is —
In the goldilocks zone

At a perfect equilibrium
Allowing water to form
Allowing life to be born

Isn’t that the whole point really?
You can be as beautiful as Saturn
You can be as bright as Mercury and Venus
You can be as huge as Jupiter
But none of it counts if you have no life

That’s who Earths are: they have a life
They have a life outside of the organisation
They are not confined by the laws of the solar system
They do their work
They take their pay
They then go home and spend time with their loved ones
They have hobbies
They do what they like
They have time to do what they like
They are not caught up in making money
Their world doesn’t just revolve around a single star
Their world is rich, diverse and lush
Filled with stories, songs and seasons
Filled with exciting, epic experiences
Filled with lots of love and lots of life
Are you an Earth?

Employees Are Planets: Do You Identify As Mercury?



Time was great when you had her
But who cares now
You’re on top of the corporate ladder

Life is sad and is getting sadder
But who cares now
You’re on top of the corporate ladder

Chronic pain in back, neck and bladder
But who cares now
You’re on top of the corporate ladder

The world is mad and you are madder
But who cares now
You’re on top of the corporate ladder

Employees Are Planets: Do You Identify As Venus?

Second in the corporate ladder but you don’t care
You’re the hottest property out there

Dealing with high pressure like a sturdy man
You trap all the limelight you can

Never skipping work or doing anything wrong
Your days are unbelievably long

Your birthday’s up before the day comes to an end
You’re obviously a Venus, my friend

Employees are Planets: Do You Identify As Mars?



Has work for you stopped being fun?
Are you angry at everything that’s done?
Do you find yourself getting mad
At every little thing that’s said?
With your two juniors you are fed
Up; they make your face go red
Then by my astute calculation
You’re a Mars of the corporation

Employees Are Planets: Do You Identify As Jupiter?

You can be any type of employee you want to be
But don’t ever become a Jupiter
Please

Here’s why:

Jupiters are the middle-level managers
Who seem to have the most amount of work

Jupiters are the ones
With such a strong magnetic field
That they always find themselves
Attracting one project after another

Jupiters are the ones who are not even aware
Of the number of subordinates that report to them

There’s so much going around Jupiters
That nobody has bothered to take stock of things

Jupiters literally keep the company in shape
Without them the solar system would not be the same

Jupiters are the ones
With massive gas problem
Barely a wonder with all
The workload dumped on them

Jupiters take the fall for most of company’s failures
Who else would take the impact of the asteroids, comets and other celestial bodies?

Despite all this Jupiters barely get any sunlight
No recognition and average pay is their thing

Employees Are Planets: Do You Identify As Saturn?

You know you’re Saturn when
You’re having the most fun at work

I mean, other ladies have rings too
But yours are the only ones that get talked about

I mean, it also helps to have one hundred and forty six admirers circling around you all the time