Little Johnny found a wishing well
Old, obscure and rotten smell
He told the well he wished to swim
The well replied — Jump right in

Little Johnny went up a hill
There he found a crying Jill
Bruised skin and aching back
Looking for her missing Jack

Meanwhile Jack on the other side
Was also searching far and wide
Not for Jill; he went around
Looking for his broken crown

Little Johnny caught a plane
Little Johnny caught a train
Little Johnny went alone
He never came home again