Sick Leave

It’s crippling, it’s suffocating
It’s not a fever
I look fine on the outside
Nobody can tell if something’s off
But something is off
Sometimes it feels that everything is off
Everything is a trap
Everyone is against me
Mocking me, tricking me, ridiculing me
They want to harass me because I am different
Because I am not like them
I am inferior, or made to feel so
I am happy with myself but that isn’t enough
I am expected to be a rat
Smell and find cheese, and bring it back to the lair
Cheese doesn’t excite me
I cannot even smell that well
I cannot be a rat
I am happy being a worm
Crawling slowly towards my destiny
Edging closer and closer to my goals
I can be crushed easily
Or I can wriggle my way out of trouble
I guess all worms feel that way in a rat’s world
It’s not fever though
I cannot take a sick leave for this

Premium

Where do I sign up for your love?
Your love your love your love
Where do I sign up, my love?

I know your sister’s subscribed
Your mother and brother too
Your friends and the rest of the family
Your pet cat and kangaroo

How do I sign up for your love?
Your love your love your love
How do I sign up, my love?

I know you treat your members fair
But I’d want more from my share
A little bonus wouldn’t be bad
Come on, girl; make me glad

Where do I sign up for your love?
Your love your love your love
Where do I sign up, my love?

I’m looking for a lifetime subscription
Plus a premium membership
I’m willing to pay whatever it takes
For this priceless partnership

How do I sign up for your love?
Your love your love your love
How do I sign up, my love?

Finding a good deal is always tough
I’m sure your love would be enough
No other offers I need to see
Once you lay the contract for me

I Know

I know I love you because
I think about you even when I’m not trying
To think about you; I’m dying
To be around you; I’m flying
In the clouds with you; I’m sighing
When I’m not with you; I’m lying
To see a smile on you; I’m crying
When the moment is through; my undying
Affections for you are implying
That I love you