My brothers will float around
But I will stand my ground
And make Lazy John and Crazy Sean and a lot of other folks proud
If I was a lazy cloud
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They’ll pour all over Spain
But I’ll refuse to rain
I’ll yawn and sleep and refuse to weep, though my mother cries aloud
If I was a lazy cloud
…
One fine summer day
A poet will come my way
He’d look at me floating lazily (yawn) and begin to write about
‘If I was a lazzzzzzzzz……..
If I was a dragon
I’d wake up in the morning
Spit fire and give a warning
Get ready and then get dressed
To abduct a helpless princess
It would be so much fun
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
I’d fly round and round
Jump a 100 feet off the ground
Brag about my shiny tail
To a lizard and a snail
It would be so much fun
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
I’d fly away with my wings
Where lives the king of kings
I’d laugh at his empire
And set it on fire
It would be so much fun
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
I’d abduct the beautiful princess
Cause the kingdom much distress
Take her to my cave
Ask her to behave
It would be so much fun
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
It would be so much fun
Thinking of what I’ve done
A hero would come to my cave
To show that he is strong and brave
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
I’d fight the stupid hero
He’d throw his sword and arrow
But I’d blow them up in flames
As if it were a game
It would be so much fun
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
Suddenly I’d stop spitting fire
Some power the hero would acquire
He’d kill me and create a mess
Rescue the crying princess
I’d be wrongly undone
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
The hero would stand on my stomach
Talk about his bravery and luck
Put a sword to my chest
Say it was for the best
It wouldn’t be so much fun
If I was a dragon
…
If I was a dragon
They’d write tales about our fight
Celebrate day and night
Call me a villain
For all that I have done
If I was a dragon
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So if I had to choose someone
Though it would be a lot of fun
I would never pick a dragon
If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d have my own brands
Start new trends
And drive in fancy cars
If I was a fading rockstar
…
If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d fix my chin
Repair my skin
And make it glow like a star
If I was a fading rockstar
…
If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d meet my chums
Drink and chew gums
And make fun of who we are
If I was a fading rockstar
…
If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d cheat on my wife
Waste my life
As I blow off another cigar
If I was a fading rockstar
…
If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d get divorced
Or rather be enforced
Alimony would leave a scar
If I was a fading rockstar
…
If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d be bankrupt
And out of luck
Pay my bills by selling guitars
If I was a fading rockstar
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If I was a fading rockstar
If I was a fading rockstar
I’d be old and grey
To Jesus, I’d pray
And wish that life was less bizarre
If I was a fading rockstar
Frank Solanki 