I’m the fastest human
I run at a lightning pace
It’s just that I have never
Bothered to run a race
I can swim a mile
In ten seconds or maybe less
Take the same amount of time
To beat you in a game of chess
I can play football
But it never appealed to me
I can make shaolin soccer
Look quite ordinary
All these games are boring
A complete waste of time
Why don’t they have Olympics
For making two words rhyme?
The Greatest Human
Frank Solanki 
Not a sports fan either! 😉
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None at all?
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I can’t think of one sport that I regularly interact with. Tennis is interesting to watch though.
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Tennis is good. Football’s good too.
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I can only enjoy football if I’m in the stands. It’s not the same on TV.
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I’ve never seen it that way. I should try the stands.
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Love it!
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Thank you.
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Very True
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Ha, thanks.
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A fun read and a good question ~ enjoyed the poetic touch. 🙂
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Thanks.
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Follow me back sir!
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Several applause!
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Thank you.
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Oh my goodness yes, this! 😀 LOVE IT!
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Thank you.
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Presented like a true Olympian.
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Ha-ha. Thanks.
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You are welcome.
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Haha. They sure should. I love the humor
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Thank you.
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I love it. Why indeed? What an Olympic that would be.
miriam
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Ha, indeed. Thanks.
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This was fun, reading 🙂
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Thanks.
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Hehe.kya baat hai.
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Ha, thanks.
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Haha, this is great Frank, I can totally relate 😁
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Thank you.
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