I have a slight concern
My belly’s getting big
It is quite similar
To that of a pig
My kids don’t have a problem
They don’t like me lean
They love to use my belly
As a trampoline
But my wife has a problem
Yes my wife Kelly
She finds me quite ugly
With a round belly
So I need to train hard
To reduce my belly fat
Get back in proper shape
And keep my tummy flat
Funny! I love it.
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Thank you
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Super post! Ahh, the struggles with the scale? Between the mirror and the scale I’m feeling like the bathroom is haunted by some old overweight guy! If you find a solution Frank, let me know! Bravo!
Chuck
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Will do. Thanks
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Good luck with that….I can relate to that…
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Thanks. You too
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I used to write “poetry”, Frank, but, the internet is such a black hole, and all of my so-called poems, are not anywhere anymore. This Big black deep hole took my stupid thoughts away!
You are a fresh breath of air, thank you for writing.
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Thanks for your comment. Appreciate it
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Better get that straight! 😁
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Trying to
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hahaha. …. loved it
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Thank you
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Frank, I have nominated you for the Entertainer Blogger Award. Please note that I was a bit lengthy in the post, but wrote a special note beside each nominee. Congrats and God bless!
https://gaillovesgod.blog/2018/01/25/new-series-6-the-entertainer-blogger-award-1-18-18/
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Thank you so much for this. God bless
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PTL! God is so good! 🙂
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Yes
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Don’t go to Japan with that belly: https://thinkonyourownblog.wordpress.com/2018/01/24/being-fat-is-now-illegal-in-japan/
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Oh boy!
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I just loved and enjoyed your poem,Frank!
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Thank you, Ravi
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I feel like my belly is getting bigger. It scares me hahaha. But I’m learning to accept it lol
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Cool
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I mean “Good”😅
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Hood luck!😄😆 Haha!
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Thanks for that
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This reminds me of my daughter saying she wanted to be “big and fat like grandpa” when she was little. She thought it was fantastic 😀
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Haha. Smart girl she
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You have to buy your kids a trampoline haha
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Haha
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This is so humurous sprinkled with sense 😂😂👏👏
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Thank you
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Haha loved this. Also rather fond of trampolines. Especially if they still laugh when you do …. boing!
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Haha
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Belly fat😂
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😂🙃
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I love it to be honest I read it as I was eating my dinner chicken and coleslaw 😉 great work
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Thank you
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Oh, you kill me with laughter, Frank! Absolutely love it. ❤
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Thank you
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Haha good one 😊
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Thank you
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If it is any consolation Frank, my Nan told me never to trust a thin poet 🙂
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Did she tell you why?
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Some door to door poet came knocking and he refused her offer of a cake and cup of tea.
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So real
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Don’t fall asleep before the telly, just run for your life and get your flat belly. If you can!
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Me too!
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Hahaha hilarious 😀
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Thank you
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Oh! My.. hahha My belly too hahahha
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Haha. Good luck with that
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trying 😀
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hahahahahhahhaha I loved it …. ur poems are always crafted with bit of humor in them 🙂
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Thank you
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🙂
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This brought me a chuckle. I will have to read it to my fiancé. He will get a kick out of it! Lol
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Please do and let me know
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Now you need to put in work
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Yep
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Bahahahahaha so does my husband and my Grandchildren! I can so relate Frank! lol 🙂 Thank you for making me laugh x
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Pleasure’s all mine
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Nice poem with good rhythm and rhyme! I hope you are have success with your belly. Haha!
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Not yet. Not yet, my friend
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😂😂 That is a good funny. I have the same issue. Darned middle age.
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🤣
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I had a beat going in my head while reading this. Could it be a #1 hit song in the future?
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You and Oprah. Although I doubt she could pen a poem as Dahle’esque.
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You nailed it. Now go have some ice cream
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Haha
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LOL 🤣
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So cute.
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Thank you
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Hahah, love it! It’s always good to make fun of yourself, but yeah…put it in check to keep Kelly happy and yourself healthy.
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Will do
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I have lost this battle…
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And I am beginning to lose mine
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I totally get this. Love it! 😬
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Thank you
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Love your poem, Frank!
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Thank you
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Bane of my existence 🙂
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Damn you, belly fat!
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Amen! Having been getting one myself as of late!
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😀 😀
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Bahahaha
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🙂
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Hahaaaaaaa!!!
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