My wife and kids are not too pleased
I spend too much time on my phone
They say I should get some exercise
I ask them to leave me alone
…
Sophie thinks I don’t hold her anymore
I only hold my phone
If I don’t change my ways
In the streets she’ll have me thrown
She thinks whenever we go out
I talk more to my phone
I correct her on that point
I do the same at home
…
The kids are more threatening
They plan to steal my phone
Hide it in some corner
I shall forever be unknown
I have my own plans so
They never mess with my phone
If they’ll ever steal it
In the streets I’ll have them thrown
…
My wife and kids are not too pleased
I spend too much time on my phone
They say I should get some exercise
In the streets I have them thrown
You might get a kick out of this poem…(if it fits)
The Bubble People
— truthtable@aol.com
@August 27, 2001
And there are little blue bubbles
All around their heads.
At least,
That’s the way I see it.
They go swizzing down the highway,
Weaving slightly,
Unaware,
Unaware,
That they are going 35 or 85 in a 65 zone.
Inside the little blue bubble,
Stocks are being bought and sold.
Their heads lean thoughtfully to the left
Their left hand bracing the Nokia
And blocking their view of passing cars
And the beautiful scenery that is
No doubt one reason they chose to live
In such an expensive place as Westchester.
Inside the little blue bubble,
Business is being transacted —
Serious stuff —
Money changes hands.
And hopefully, more than their share
Rubs off on their palms like dried green mold.
If enough little scraplings of green powder
Are heaped together,
The man in the little blue bubble can buy —
What?
Perhaps a better beeper, phone, or larger car.
In the park,
The children come and go,
Talking of Mike and Angelo;
Looking perhaps for the lame balloonman.
But the woman in the little blue bubble
Doesn’t see or hear them;
Turns her head and puts a finger in her ear,
The better to block the whiz of whirring skaters.
There’s a deal on the line.
There’s money to be made.
She doesn’t hear the bees whine,
Doesn’t feel the elm shade.
And the spring mischief in me paints a sudden vision:
I could go and tap her on the shoulder,
Dance her off her feet and back to life
In this sunny day park of now.
My eyes dart to her face, searching,
But it is lost —
Lost behind the foggy blue bubble.
Before I built a wall…” I mutter
And stroll back slowly the way I came.
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Haha. I like this because I’m also addicted to my phone. How do we handle this?
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Use more and more until it becomes a bore
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Ha!
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Phonomenia
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So funny. Love!
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Thank you
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Your poetry is very well written and inspring. I thought you could give me some advice and help me improve by checking out my page. Also of you would share my blog because i’m just starting out that would be a huge help, but if not atleast leave me some constructive criticism. Thank you!
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No problem. You can leave your blog link here in the comments section. I’ll check out your blog and probably offer an advice or two
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theuncovering.wordpress.com
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Loved it – sadly it’s so true. I judge, but I’m also guilty. Shared this on Twitter 🙂
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Cool. Thank you
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I spend too much time connected, I know what you are saying.
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Haha. We all do
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I’m hoping the blog is not actually about you. If it were I’d tell you to chuck the phone.
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But it is. And I don’t want to chuck my phone
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I like how the phone becomes almost like a living character in the poem. Also, I like how the rhymes sound: Musicality and humor make a wonderful combination.
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Thank you
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You are welcome.
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Have a nice day
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Very well written 📝🌟
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Thank you
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It is funny yet speaks the truth. I risk myself a lot haha 🙂
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Sometimes a phone is a great escape when you’re feeling really low. My partner doesn’t understand it helps my mental health, scrolling through Facebook or playing jigsaw puzzles on my phone, which I’m sure is also the case with you, maybe not the Facebook and jigsaw, but using your phone as an escape. No advice, just wanted to share that I understand.
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Thanks for sharing
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Craaap!! 😂😂
It was quite funny. My sister actually tried throwing my phone away and I gave in and decided to keep my phone aside for a while……
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Haha
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Honest confession,. Gentle reminder when we need care phones don’t help only family is there
One day they may Replace human presence till then every phone addict be cautious
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Hahah.This is funny and entertaining 🙂 I loved it !!
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Thanks
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Absolutely brilliant!
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Thank you
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Great one, its the scenario of every home 😉 . we can buy a new phone when it’s thrown not a relationship with a family.
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So true
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Wow beautiful
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Thank you
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Welcomed! Have a great day! ⛅
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You too
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Oh wow! You made the second part too! Great one! 👏
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Thanks again
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I’m at risk also and only realised my dependence on my phone when we were left without internet after recent storm Ophelia. It is important to put the phone on silent regularly!!
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Yes
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That was funny and entertaining. Hope you’re problem is resolved peacefully. 😉
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Haha. Such problems are never resolved
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I somehow think you have a slight guilty pleasure in the dilemma.
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Just a little
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Great Poem!!!
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Thank you
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Thank you for liking my post.
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Welcome
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Brilliant as alway!
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Thank you
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That gave me a great laugh, awesome poem!!!
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Thank you
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No worries thanks for sharing!!
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Have a nice day
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You as well
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A phone runs on artificial temporary power. Wife an kids on lifetime power. Wait till all the artificial power runs out and see what gets thrown out.
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That’s one view
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Haha… Just remember to put it down while watching a movie! I have a few friends, we sit to watch a new movie we all want to see. Their faces are buried in their phones. I hit the pause button when I notice. 😉
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Haha. Sure
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Me too!
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You’re ageless, Frank. 🙂
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Thank you
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Haha!
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My wife and kids didn’t find it that funny
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You would never do such a thing. 😬🤔
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Haha. I just might
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My husband and mom would threaten me like this too 😀
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Haha. So what did you do?
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Nothing! Just keep caressing my phone too 😊
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Haha. Good one
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!
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Thanks
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Have you ever tried meditation? It’s a great way to start breaking the phone addiction and coming into the Present Moment. I’d be happy to send you some suggestions if you’d like. Or you can find some meditation guidance at my website: http://www.AnyaLight.com
All the best to you! xo
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Thanks. I’ll give it a try
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Funny and beautiful.
Keep it up!
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Thank you
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Welcome!
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Great writing but what about this addiction.😊
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Haha. Help me if you can
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I believe you love your wife and kids….so you have to choose. 😔 .
Maybe easy withdrawel .led in copable and longer sections – by you.
Miriam……….should I be taking cover?
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haha its really good , its funny and amazingly written
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Thank you
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