If I was a magnet
All the girls would come flocking to me
Like I’m some celebrity
Stalk and encroach my private life
Propose and fight to be my wife
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If I was a magnet
All the girls would scream and shout
When they see me stepping out
Chase me down in their high heels
With their ferocious howls and squeals
…
If I was a magnet
Girls would keep attracting to me
Even if I hide on top of a tree
They’ll smell me and lose control
Even if I’m hiding inside a hole
…
If I was a magnet
All girls, sweet and pretty
Will have their fingerprints all over me
Act crazy, wild, insane and mad
All the guys will feel so sad
…
If I was a magnet
All the girls would stick to me
Like I’m honey and they’re bees
But I can’t even attract an iron nail yet
I ain’t even sweet as chocolate
Or mighty rich or fortunate
So I guess I might as well forget
To be a magnet
Haha 😂
It’s funny and beautiful
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Thank you.
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Best. Poem. Ever.
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Thank you so much
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Aww…💓 you are a magnet after all.
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Thank you so much
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Not to worry – magnets pull all sorts of things e.g. nails, metal pieces, and so on – dangerous things. Sometimes, it’s better to not be a magnet 😉
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Yes. Haha. I am thankful for that
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Nicely put🙂👍
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Thank you
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Most welcome🙂
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Take care, my friend. Have a nice day
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You too, mate! All the best 🙂, keep writing, as your writing looks so impressive, I will keep setting my eyes on your site to look for further posts, well written, Frank!👍
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Thank you so much
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Maybe you are and all the girls ypu meet are just plastic.
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Or may be they are just iron deficient
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Bro wishful thinking. And than loads of girlie issues comes with it. 😀
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Haha yes
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😗
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If I was a magnet, I’ll be so made up that I’ll attract every thief and money looters then hand them over to the police… #schoolafrique. WordPress. com#
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Good one
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maybe you are a bigger magnet that you realise, in the end we only see what we perceive
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I so hope you are right
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Follow me back please
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Just eat lots of beef, and you’ll have an iron nail of your own soon enough. )
Very cute, cheese-funny poem. You made me smile.
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Thank you for the suggestion
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Nice post Frank!
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What an amazing post 🙂
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Thank you
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! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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It’ll be nice to experience being a magnet 😯😅
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Indeed
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Enjoying your blog.
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Because you liked a post I made, I came by to check out your blog. I’m so glad I did. I enjoyed reading through your poetry this morning!
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Thank you so much
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Really nice.. Made me laugh! Good one
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This is so honest.
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You mean a magnet that only attracts girls
if you were just an ordinary magnet, imagine the things that could be drown to you 🙂
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Yes, the girl magnet
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Perhaps you are a different charge magnet… maybe you attract a nicer set of lady and you haven’t realized it. I understand there is some attraction to crazy wild girls, but others are out there! I enjoyed the poem!
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The only females I attract belong to the bug world
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At least they stick around you like bees to honey
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They’re bugs and bees but I ain’t honey
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Love it ❤
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Thank you
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It is always nice to dream! Fantasies can be very real!!
Dwight
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Yes indeed. Thanks
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If I were a magnet, I think I’d pick up a lot of rusty nails.No hope of finding gold as it is not magnetic. But if I were a magnet I think I would always be headed in the right direction.
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Yes
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Frank. A magnet is not a living thing. You are! I just want you to know there must be something very special about you, because at some point some post you wrote impressed me enough to subscribe to your blog! I have written two books, have four or five started, wrote 600 posts on my blog, and consider myself an inspired writer (one who has made no money/ nor become famous) – but I love to write. So STOP!
Some girls are picky and some just plain icky! God has a plan and if you keep being you and find your good points and accelerate the gifts you have been given….you will find God directing “that path”. Really you wouldn’t want to be saddled with most women – we are a complicated bunch! Just pick out your best qualities and concentrate on them. Keep your attitude positive. There is nothing as attractive as a confident person. My wonderful husband sold me on himself because he was the nicest, most decent, and true person I had ever known. 29 years and I am still nuts about him. Now write some positive thing…though, admittedly I did enjoy the magnet thought. Good one.
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Wow. Thanks for this. I am glad you enjoyed my work. I am going to try out your suggestions and see if it works. Have a nice day
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Awe…catchy. Maybe you’re a magnet after all. 😊
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Or may be not
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My house is full of magnets and nothing happens here.
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Thanks for sharing – this made me chuckle 🙂
I think after a day or two, being said magnet would prove very stressful!
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Welcome
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How cute!
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Thank you
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